I think I need a tetanus
I was out at the farm today. At first I was told I'd be combining peas, but I ended up babysitting while my sister-in-law combined. I'm okay with that. I'd rather corrupt kids than break several thousands of dollars of machinery.
I was leaving after supper and the kids wanted hugs. I offered tickling, but my nephew said, "No, just hugging." My niece chimed in, "And biting!" I thought she was just kidding, but the bloody tooth mark on my leg says otherwise.
I was leaving after supper and the kids wanted hugs. I offered tickling, but my nephew said, "No, just hugging." My niece chimed in, "And biting!" I thought she was just kidding, but the bloody tooth mark on my leg says otherwise.
4 Comments:
At 10:01 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
This is why I am generally opposed to procreation. They are called little ankle biters for a reason
At 12:05 p.m.,
Amy said…
I've never seen her bite before. I would have bitten her back except my sister-in-law would have charged me with assault. My brother would have said she got what she deserved.
I vaguely recall being a lot like her when I was little. Except I was more into kicking with my hard leather corrective shoes. Funny, I don't remember being a very popular little kid.
At 8:02 a.m.,
Gily said…
I would babysit and combine at the same time. Kids love being around combines .. and I love driving combines into kids. The best of both worlds. Screw the tickling and biting and get some real blood happening.
At 11:09 a.m.,
CR said…
From the makers of "Instant Inferno":
"Kids vs. Combines"
The exciting new game!
Immediate and satisfying.
Coming soon:
"Don't Play on the Railway Tracks"
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