furryforestcritter

Warning: Weirdness and personal details contained within. Mostly weirdness. You've been warned.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Not what we were expecting them to say

Kids played "ice cream sandwich":
5yo: I was the ice cream, M was the sand, and E was the wich!

Saturday, March 02, 2024

It will probably end up being one

4yo, playing with the brand new bird feeder: This smells like squirrels, this squirrel feeder!

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Sometimes it's hard to stop giggling

5yo, playing with the marble run set: <big dramatic groan> I keep losing my marbles!

Monday, February 19, 2024

Playing Mousetrap

4yo: Now we have mice to eat and cheese to eat.
Me: We're eating the mice?
4yo: Yeah, I'm cooking them.

Tuesday, January 02, 2024

Ah, I see

Playing Mario.
J: Jump! JUMP!!
Me: Jumpjumpjumpjumpjump!
4yo, very matter-of-fact: I was going to jump, but I was dead.

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Me: What are you doing?  
5yo: Acting like wavy seaweed!

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Run run run

3yo: Can't catch me, I'm the gin-ingerbread man!
SO: The ninjabread man?
3yo: Yeah!

Friday, November 24, 2023

They were so mad when I laughed

5yo, with delight: Sad laughing is basically crying.

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3yo: I shaked my inside of my head.