More Toddler-isms

Husband: Are you going to eat that cucumber?

Toddler: No!  I can't!  It's a hat!  (Note: a hat for the living room chair)

Husband, to me: Do you want this sweet potato .. in the box .. upstairs .. ?  

Toddler: I need keys.  

Husband: What for?  

Toddler: To put on the ceiling.  

Toddler, to the baby: Okay, I'm going to work, and you play with stuff! (Runs away)