Doin' the Do
I went out to the farm this weekend. They were in the area that got a freakish plough wind late last week, so Saturday was mostly spent picking up branches and having a nap. My parents had a "do" on Sunday, invited a bunch of friends and neighbours. It was pretty good, except for the abysmal weather. I've never been a fan of cold rainy wind.
One of the neighbour kids reminded me why I never want to have any. Not that he was terrible, but he didn't stop moving or talking the entire time. My niece and nephew are really good advertisements for the joys of having kids, so they're bad influences. They're cute and smart and fairly well-behaved. Boy is my sister-in-law going to get a surprise if/when the rest of us procreate. That'll teach her to raise her kids right.
One of the neighbour kids reminded me why I never want to have any. Not that he was terrible, but he didn't stop moving or talking the entire time. My niece and nephew are really good advertisements for the joys of having kids, so they're bad influences. They're cute and smart and fairly well-behaved. Boy is my sister-in-law going to get a surprise if/when the rest of us procreate. That'll teach her to raise her kids right.
11 Comments:
At 10:49 a.m., Anonymous said…
I know you're from rural Saskatchewan and all, but why are you talking about having kids with your family?
I think that their manners/behaviour will be the least of your concerns.
How to hide the third and fourth legs will be more important.
At 11:42 a.m., Amy said…
Why hide them? Having extra limbs means you can run faster. You're just jealous of us inbreds.
At 1:19 p.m., Anonymous said…
All I'm saying is something like this could ruin the olympics and endanger the purity of true athletic competition.
At 2:25 p.m., Amy said…
Oh sure, you let in communists but you don't let in white inbreds? You need to change your priorities son.
At 2:54 p.m., Anonymous said…
If we don't let in the commies, we won't be able to properly squash the red menace.
I can say this as a loyal, patriotic citizen; with a loyal, patriotic wife - Zola; and a loyal, patriotic bouncing baby boy - little Billy Bubba.
Besides, who but the inbreds will assemble rides and take tickets at the victory carnival?
At 4:05 p.m., Amy said…
I want my ticket-taking payment in advance.
At 4:43 p.m., Anonymous said…
One small fresca coming up.
Remember, this has to last you until tomorrow.
At 7:54 p.m., Amy said…
You're too kind.
At 2:45 a.m., Anonymous said…
That's one saucy new picture! Could you rub vaseline around the edges next time?
At 11:28 a.m., Gily said…
if she keeps it up with these pics .. we could turn it into a flip book tease porn vid
At 1:15 p.m., Amy said…
Yes, except for the lack of nudity.
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