Posterity is another word for future blackmail

I talked to my older brother the other day, he had an amusing story to tell. I guess when Jaden was a baby, he ate a maple bug, and didn't like it at all. I guess they're bitter, or maybe just bug-flavoured. So Robin decided to let Tristan try the same thing, as he really wanted to eat one. He put it in his mouth and started munching away with a big smile. After a bit, Robin and Jen wondered if he swallowed it, so Jen dug around in Tristan's mouth and pulled the mushed bug out. Tristan was pretty upset, he wanted it back.

Kids are weird.