For posterity
I've worn my new cream-coloured dress pants for an entire day and I haven't spilled anything stainable on them.
Warning: Weirdness and personal details contained within. Mostly weirdness. You've been warned.
13 Comments:
At 4:15 p.m., Anonymous said…
The day isn't over yet. Don't make comments before you take them off at night. Fate doesn't like to be teased.
At 4:55 p.m., Anonymous said…
Neither do fat kids.
At 5:07 p.m., Anonymous said…
All this talk of cream and tang and cookies and wet shirts makes me want to talk to a real woman. I'm going to do that.
No offence Amy, but I can only be wound up by a computer geek for so long. But as far as webcam pix go, you still have a hot one there.
At 5:40 p.m., Amy said…
Who said I was waiting till tonight to take them off?
At 7:23 p.m., Anonymous said…
There goes my peach juice again....
At 9:25 p.m., Amy said…
Do you mind? I was trying to keep my pants clean.
At 8:04 a.m., Anonymous said…
You go girl !!!
(I mean both of you)
At 12:38 p.m., Gily said…
.. so .. it's only pants that you are wearing then?
At 1:00 p.m., Anonymous said…
If I die, I just want to come back as Amy's pants. Just look at how concerned she is about taking care of them.
Q: If I come back as Amy's pants would I take the stains of my life with me?
Of course, if Lincoln is wearing Amy's pants, I'll take it all back.
(I just like to say "Amy's pants")
At 4:38 p.m., Anonymous said…
I've only ever seen the 2 pictures Amy has put up here, but I've got 10 bucks that says I have a nicer ass than she does.
My ass is so nice the indigo Girls wrote a song about it and briefly changed their worldview.
At 5:28 p.m., Anonymous said…
I'll see your 10 and call.
OK Amy. Get a picture of that ass up here and let's see what all the fuss is about.
At 7:26 p.m., Amy said…
Oddly enough, I don't think I have a current photo of my ass. I'll have to take it to Walmart to get some professional pictures taken. However, I'm also willing to bet that Lincoln's ass is better than mine. I'm female, it's second nature to put down my own ass. If I put up a picture of my ass, is Lincoln going to put up a picture of his? I think that should be part of the deal.
At 8:29 p.m., Anonymous said…
Don't worry about getting a picture of his ass. Ask any one of his friends for one. If there's a camera around, Lincoln's getting his naked ass in it.
As a male, it's our second nature to put "down" your own ass (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.)
Don't go to Walmart - its evil. Cheap, but evil. Don't go to Superstore either - it just sucks...dong.
BTW - If this is a sincere offer to "put your ass up for us", I thank you wholeheartedly.
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