It wasn't my fault, I swear

So Heather (my unfortunate roommate) went to tighten the shower tap a couple nights ago - she's got a bit of a fixation on stopping the dripping - and it just kept turning. So we called the landlord to come see it. Second time since we moved in here that we've had to get them to fix stuff, and I have to say they're pretty good about it. Especially considering how stupidly dumb I sounded when I called them. But it was on purpose, not just my natural tendencies. Really.

I love taking advantage of being a chick, it's so nice to be able to play dumb. Guys don't really have that option. I don't know too many who can bat their eyelashes and wave their chests around to get what they want. But to the ones who can... stop that, you're stealing our cheap way of pulling off all kinds of crap.