Reproducing

Kids are expensive. Had the comment made that they're another mouth to feed, and I was kind of agreeing, but then I remembered all the other crap they require. So either you can keep your lifestyle and get a better job; or you can get rid of your pets, cable, internet, social life, and any hobbies you have.

One guy I know made a deal with his wife that after 10 years they could start doing the things they want again. Once the oldest kid is babysitting age. Depends on the kid though. I know a guy who has his own kid and still can't be trusted to watch it.