Enough already
I know I'm gearing up for a swift kick in the I told you so, but here we go:
I hate my new job. I want out.
I hate my new job. I want out.
About Me
- Name: Amy
- Location: Fort Worth, TX, United States
I'm from a small farm in Saskatchewan. I have a degree in Electronic Systems Engineering. Beyond that - well, read my blog.
Reach me at:
- furryforestcritter hotmail com - I'm assuming, since you're here, that you've mastered the art of the internet and know where ats and dots go in there
- Site Feed
my flickr
Folks I Know in REAL LIFE
Other Blogs/Links I Love
- a peek inside the fishbowl
- Notes from the Trenches
- Make Grow Gather
- Dooce
- Woulda Coulda Shoulda
- Mimi Smartypants
Twitterers
Arty Blogs
- Arlee Barr
- Exquisite Corpse
- Magpie's Mumblings
- Spirit Cloth
- Whiffs, Glimmers, etc.
- i of the needle
- Carolyn Saxby
- Judy's Journal
Previous Posts
- There's treasure everywhere
- Who's the sucker now?
- I'll be laughing for a while
- Aaaaand I'm done
- Okay already, I'll write something
- $20000 down the drain
- Listening...
- It wasn't my fault, I swear
- For posterity
- whoops
4 Comments:
At 6:20 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Speaking as someone who hasn't approved of anything since his birth, I can confidently say.............. that is the way it is supposed to be.
Either concentrate on the aspects of the job you do like, or start working on sabotaging EVERYTHING for your own personal amusement.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through an open manhole and die." --Mel Brooks
At 7:39 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
As Yang to his Ying, I feel obliged to supplement Lincoln's comments. As such, I give you a list of suggestions on how to sabotage EVERYTHING (at work) for your own personal amusement:
1. Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands from time to time. (Call me when you do this, I'll come watch.)
2. Walk into people's offices, taking a careful look around. Talk into your blouse, saying 'No sign of him yet, Chief.'
3. Proudly show everyone your calculator and hand out cigars. Tell them your computer just had a baby.
4. Place a row of liquor bottles on your desk, and a sign on your door that reads 'NO COVER!' Announce loudly that it's happy hour.
5. Bring a TV remote to the office and try to 'change the channel' on people's monitors. When it doesn't work, mumble something about 'cheap Japanese crap.'
6. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it.
7. Go to a friend's blog site and take over the comment section with rude, lascivious, insulting, or excessively insane thoughts or accusations. Use aliases. Then find a link to his attractive friend's blog site and raise a little hell over there.
At 8:13 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
heh,heh......lascivious.....heh,heh.....good one Beavis...
At 4:25 p.m.,
Gily said…
Hey .. they are looking again at Marketel I think .. the new guy is no longer here
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