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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Enough already

I know I'm gearing up for a swift kick in the I told you so, but here we go:

I hate my new job. I want out.

4 Comments:

  • At 6:20 p.m., Anonymous lincoln said…

    Speaking as someone who hasn't approved of anything since his birth, I can confidently say.............. that is the way it is supposed to be.

    Either concentrate on the aspects of the job you do like, or start working on sabotaging EVERYTHING for your own personal amusement.

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through an open manhole and die." --Mel Brooks

     
  • At 7:39 p.m., Anonymous Hema said…

    As Yang to his Ying, I feel obliged to supplement Lincoln's comments. As such, I give you a list of suggestions on how to sabotage EVERYTHING (at work) for your own personal amusement:

    1. Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands from time to time. (Call me when you do this, I'll come watch.)
    2. Walk into people's offices, taking a careful look around. Talk into your blouse, saying 'No sign of him yet, Chief.'
    3. Proudly show everyone your calculator and hand out cigars. Tell them your computer just had a baby.
    4. Place a row of liquor bottles on your desk, and a sign on your door that reads 'NO COVER!' Announce loudly that it's happy hour.
    5. Bring a TV remote to the office and try to 'change the channel' on people's monitors. When it doesn't work, mumble something about 'cheap Japanese crap.'
    6. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it.
    7. Go to a friend's blog site and take over the comment section with rude, lascivious, insulting, or excessively insane thoughts or accusations. Use aliases. Then find a link to his attractive friend's blog site and raise a little hell over there.

     
  • At 8:13 a.m., Anonymous Butthead said…

    heh,heh......lascivious.....heh,heh.....good one Beavis...

     
  • At 4:25 p.m., Blogger Gilly said…

    Hey .. they are looking again at Marketel I think .. the new guy is no longer here

     

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