There's treasure everywhere
The cover description from one of the free 70's vintage romance novels I picked up at the garage sale (FREE!):
I like how they highlight the important parts. Not quite as amusing as the title of another one I was looking at: The Rape of the Country.
I can't believe they were giving these away.
Update: Upon opening the book, the first words are "SHE WAS RIPE AND READY!" This can only get better.
He was an animal: ruthless, virile, alive. She was all woman: sensuous, over-sexed, uninhibited. From the moment they met, she couldn't deny him anything!
I like how they highlight the important parts. Not quite as amusing as the title of another one I was looking at: The Rape of the Country.
I can't believe they were giving these away.
Update: Upon opening the book, the first words are "SHE WAS RIPE AND READY!" This can only get better.
8 Comments:
At 10:02 p.m.,
Amy said…
I wonder if George Lucas pulled his dialog from one of these?
At 7:57 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
Pfffft, the rape of the country. You can't rape the willing :p
At 1:09 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
You're reading romance novels and going to Avril Lavigne concerts? And you call me an ass for my kids' puzzle joke???
I'll excpect a written aploogy on my desk in the morning.
At 7:53 p.m.,
Amy said…
I'm sorry sir, I'll try to do better.
You want your apology on your desk, or from under it?
At 11:05 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Amy, you're not leaving for England on Wednesday, are you?
Hey Sid...I bet Avril Lavigne can spell apology too.
These ribald comments have persuaded me to start burning books again. Please pass the Ann Coulter.
At 11:10 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
Looks like you owe me an apology for making me spill my peach juice again.
My desk is open until 4 a.m.
At 8:10 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
I'll take your bet, Hema.
And just so you know, all the cool kids are spelling aploogy this way now.
We don't need no edumaction.....
At 9:20 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
I should aploogize as well. I don't even have a desk.....
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