I'm sure it will come in handy some time

The recipe for the ever-popular Evil Chocolate Cookies:

1 1/4 c. butter
2 c. sugar
2 eggs
2 t. vanilla
2 c. flour
3/4 c. cocoa
1 t. baking soda
1/2 t. salt
2 c. chocolate chips

Bake 8-9 minutes at 350. (or 7 minutes using the Amy Method - basically the cookies should look like they're not done when you take them out, then they're nice and soft and droolingly delicious)

NOTE: The management is not responsible for any addiction therapy necessitated by the eating of these cookies (Yes, Gil, I'm talking to you).