I guess I could finish it
My ride with Grandma. It was not as bad as I expected. She only turned the air conditioning off once. In the car on a 29 degree day. I think I died and fell over about 2 minutes later. She finally turned it back on after 5 more. But other than that she left it alone.
Maybe she reads my blog.
She wore nothing under it except stockings and a garter belt.
Maybe she reads my blog.
She wore nothing under it except stockings and a garter belt.
6 Comments:
At 2:43 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
Must we discuss your Grandma's unmentionables, or lack there of?
At 8:26 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
Only someone who's awake at 2:43 am would think of that. Your levels are WAAAAAYYYYY OFF.
At 11:16 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
It was right there! Bang bang. Amy's been reading so much of those books, that the pacing of her comments leads the reader down a bawdy alley reeking of smoke and sex.
As I wandered farther down the primordial path I felt a sensation that did not surprise me. It was hunger. But a hunger that no food could satisfy. I was looking to feed on inhibitions.
Suddenly, the phone rang!
Phew! Thanks Rich for the call. I need to go take a shower.
At 11:25 a.m.,
Anonymous said…
It pains me to correct you (again) but I was awake, and noticing the consecutive use of the pronoun 'she' that may lead an unfamiliar reader to a startling and embarrassing conclusion, at 3:43 AM Brandon time.
At 1:07 p.m.,
Anonymous said…
...and you're definitely an "unfamiliar" reader.
Thank you for correcting me(again).
At 2:45 a.m.,
jenB said…
a post about your gramdma and the random sentence coincided nicely, or weirdly, or whatever. :-)
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