It's a conundrum

4yo, speaking about our elderly cat: When she gets dead, we'll have to get her away off the floor.  How will we do that?  Because she has sharp claws.  

Not what we were expecting them to say

Kids played "ice cream sandwich":

5yo: I was the ice cream, M was the sand, and E was the wich!

It will probably end up being one

4yo, playing with the brand new bird feeder: This smells like squirrels, this squirrel feeder!