Warning: Weirdness and personal details contained within. Mostly weirdness. You've been warned.

Saturday, February 23, 2008


Age doesn't make you forgetful. Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful. - Maxine

Saturday, February 16, 2008


I lost my pants this morning, but only temporarily. That is the most exciting thing that happened to me today. I live life on the edge. Tomorrow I'm planning to make banana bread and possibly meatloaf. Even my culinary life is non-partying.