My excessively vague fortune cookie

Happy events will take place shortly in your home.

But will they take place to me? Or my pants? That is the question.

Wrapping up

Today is my last day at the landscaping shop. The rest of this month I'll be working on planting trees at the new Home Depot going up, or working on any other landscaping jobs that come up, plus finishing up closing down the shop. At the end of the month I'll have to start looking for another job. I'm not excited about that. I find job hunting depressing. At least this time I think I'll have a better chance of finding something, as I've heard of a couple good websites to go to. Plus I have a bit of experience. And as you can see, I'm bolstering up my fading will to work.

I love this on so many levels

Best headline ever, and the article is funny too. Should I call and claim the hamster? I can imagine the kid who got rid of it - "I set you free!"

(via mimi smartypants)