I.. I don't.. know where to start with this

3yo: I cut out 2 foots.. 2 feet for this, but this one is too screamy, so I cut out another one.  

I really never could have predicted this

To the toddler: No, don't brush the onion.  

from the pre-schooler

3yo: I need to do some pencilling, it doesn't look horsey enough.